- Passage 1: Dolphins are cute as shit, they're harder to train than dogs though haha :P
- Passage 2: YOU CANNOT TAME ME, I AM HOOMAN YA DUMB FUCKS!!!!1!!!1!!! *flies into the sunset riding the reanimated corpses of your bitch ass dolphins*
You can’t put a leash on your dolphin.
Your daughter barks at you after you complement her.
You’re the first one to see the Grand Canyon.
You have to edit stuff that seems like it was written by 5 year-olds.
Falling on dolphins
I will never see the Grand Canyon