detectivesangelstardisandwands:

thedroidurlookingfor:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

just-for-shit-and-giggles:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I am so fucking glad that they didn’t force these two into a romantic relationship.

BEST FRIEEEEEEEEEEENDS.

it’s even better when you remember, that every second they are not dying, she keeps trying to hook him up with any girl, she’s his wingwoman

She’s his Barney Stinson.

Haaaaaaaaaave you met Steve?

"Not this game again Tasha, we are not playing-"
"Haaaaaaavvve you met Steve?"
"…. hi."

(via icecreamsmiles)

  • Passage 1: Dolphins are cute as shit, they're harder to train than dogs though haha :P
  • Passage 2: YOU CANNOT TAME ME, I AM HOOMAN YA DUMB FUCKS!!!!1!!!1!!! *flies into the sunset riding the reanimated corpses of your bitch ass dolphins*